My story

Ahoy, I’m Captain Keith Cattikins, six years seasoned on the seas of shoulders and cuddles. Ye’ll most often spot me perched proudly on me favourite volunteer while they do the hard graft below deck. Sometimes I even drift off to sleep up there — Keithy cuddles be finest when shared with a trusted hooman. This captain knows his craft well. I’ve learned exactly when to move up or down a volunteer’s back while they clean, never missing a beat. It’s also the perfect moment for a spot of grooming — a captain must always look smart and shipshape. I’ve a refined palate, as any respectable captain should. Gourmet and Applaws be me favourites, especially the fishy treasures. And while I do love a good stick treat, don’t be thinking I’ll leave me shoulder post easily. A clever bribe is required before I’ll disembark. Now keep it quiet 🤫 — that little trick be our secret.